The Peruvians would bind their infants' heads in order to stretch them out, making them "more pleasing to God".
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Now who do we know who looks like that? Were these ancient Peruvians onto something? Might they have created a society extremely advanced in engineering and farming by gaining favor with their worship of midget cars and hunting gags?
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Any expectant parents out there want to try this binding thing out? Possibly form a New Age cult of "Lou-therans"?
2 comments:
OMG!!!! "Lou-therans?"?????? Mr. Cashin, you may bring back the practice of the "talking clown" in one pun...
...or, more likely, bury the whole idea forever......
Loved it!
--Michael Karp
Pat,
With this latest information, and the fact's already know about the clown breeding farm, I suggest we look at the real possibility of a "super race" having been created, and prepare for the rapture.
Wade Burck
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