HELP!!!

I'd love to tell you all about the wonderful time that I had this weekend, and I will just as soon as Sarasota lets me come home!

Flight last night: cancelled

Flight this morning: cancelled

At this point I've lost this morning's booking as well as this evening's as I won't be leaving here for Atlanta anytime before 3:00.

I'm in kind of a berzerker rage at the moment so, if you'll excuse me now, I have to go downstairs to the ticket counter and disembowel a Delta employee with my breakfast spork from Bamja Juice.