In my never ending quest to lead new clowns away from the usual Tickles, Huggles, Giggles, Chuckles, Freckles and Sunshine and help clowns find that perfect, unique clown name, I submit the following:
1) Vidalia Onionbreath
2) "Nutty" Erna Squirrelturd (say it fast)
3) Derp Nerfowitz
Your welcome. Enjoy!
The girlfriend is just starting to clown, she wants to use "Jingles" as her clown name. Makes me cringe. Trying to convince here that "Patty" is a great clown name.
ReplyDeleteEasy for the kids, and it is always great when one of the kids yells "That's my name to!"
How about "Shammy Tiddlewinks"?
ReplyDeleteHow about "IVOR Hackabollockov"
ReplyDeleteI like Dridnitch Snortholder, because it works equally as well for a guy or a girl clown.
ReplyDeleteTedrick
My name is Fondle. Fondle the Clown.
ReplyDelete-Brian F