The very happiest of 29th birthday wishes to the King of the Soap Gags, the Lord of the Ring and the Most Exhalted Mystic Ruler, Mr. Gregory DeSanto, the best pal a clown nerd ever had!
Happy Birthday, Brother Raccoon!
From the hallowed streets of Greenpernt,
To the shores of Sheepshead Bay,
From the Verrazano Narrows,
To Canarsie across the way...
We have come together, one and all,
In fellowship to commune,
And to glorify the Grand Exalted
Brotherhood of Raccoons.