James will be spending today under a UV light to combat the jaundice that was giving him a George Hamiltonian-level orange tan. The news of his condition was greatly offset by the joy that his new headgear (and possible super-powered crimefighting career) has given us.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... James Cashin's light!