OLD BLACK OR BROWN CLOWN SHOES?

Does anyone have a plain black or brown pair of classic style leather clown shoes (size 11-11.5) in a sad state of disrepair? I'm thinking of putting something together for a date coming up and I can't risk the TSA messing with the Professor costume.

I'm not looking for stylized, clowny looking tramp shoes. I need something plain and REALLY beat up.


Thanks,
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Got a pair! Thank you, Kevin Kraft!!!