In my never ending quest to lead new clowns away from the usual Tickles, Huggles, Giggles, Chuckles, Freckles and Sunshine and help clowns find that perfect, unique clown name, I submit the following:
1) Vidalia Onionbreath
2) "Nutty" Erna Squirrelturd (say it fast)
3) Derp Nerfowitz
Your welcome. Enjoy!