In my never ending quest to lead new clowns away from the usual Tickles, Huggles, Giggles, Chuckles, Freckles and Sunshine and help clowns find that perfect, unique clown name, I submit the following:
1) Vidalia Onionbreath
2) "Nutty" Erna Squirrelturd (say it fast)
3) Derp Nerfowitz
Your welcome. Enjoy!
5 comments:
The girlfriend is just starting to clown, she wants to use "Jingles" as her clown name. Makes me cringe. Trying to convince here that "Patty" is a great clown name.
Easy for the kids, and it is always great when one of the kids yells "That's my name to!"
How about "Shammy Tiddlewinks"?
How about "IVOR Hackabollockov"
I like Dridnitch Snortholder, because it works equally as well for a guy or a girl clown.
Tedrick
My name is Fondle. Fondle the Clown.
-Brian F
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