The Peruvians would bind their infants' heads in order to stretch them out, making them "more pleasing to God".
Now who do we know who looks like that? Were these ancient Peruvians onto something? Might they have created a society extremely advanced in engineering and farming by gaining favor with their worship of midget cars and hunting gags?
Any expectant parents out there want to try this binding thing out? Possibly form a New Age cult of "Lou-therans"?
2 comments:
OMG!!!! "Lou-therans?"?????? Mr. Cashin, you may bring back the practice of the "talking clown" in one pun...
...or, more likely, bury the whole idea forever......
Loved it!
--Michael Karp
Pat,
With this latest information, and the fact's already know about the clown breeding farm, I suggest we look at the real possibility of a "super race" having been created, and prepare for the rapture.
Wade Burck
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