Yep, the lower middle, that's ALWAYS the first one to go. So did you tell him about the Tooth Monkey? She leaves a foam banana under your pillow. Some would consider this a disappointing thing to find under one's pillow, but it's definitely an improvement on the REAL banana under your pillow like she'd leave when I was a kid.
I don't know...a real banana under the pillow sounds like sure-fire whoopee to me!
Is the Tooth Monkey related to the Tooth Fairy? She leaves MONEY!
Pat, what did I tell you about letting him play hockey!
Notice anything missing? Of course. His hat. His cape. His monocle. His second nose. His collection of wearable Encyclopedia Britannica. All of it must have fallen in that peculiar hole in the middle of his mouth. You might warn him to keep it closed or he'll lose other things too. For instance, he might lose a tooth!
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