
Someone asked in the comments of a posting the other day something to the effect of "What gave me the authority to say what is and what isn't a clown?" I don't hve that authority. The audience does. They'll tell you loudly and clearly if you are making effective choices.
Unfortunately many entertainers either don't or won't listen to their audience.
I can't give anyone a magic pill (myself included) that will make them a better clown but I can give you this list of things that I notice that immediately tell me that the person standing in front of me in the clown suit is most likely not going to turn out to be the next Grock...
1) A name badge
2) A foam nose
3) A rainbow wig
4) Any costume items purchased from Party City
5) Poorly designed and/or applied makeup
6) Makeup applied over a beard or stubble
7) Cheap clown shoes
8) A whistle
9) A horn
10) Using store-bought toys for props (not always, but most times)
11) The spangled and/or sequined vest and bowtie combo
12) Any costume pieces from the Goodwill which have not been altered significantly in any way
13) Any costume pieces derived from a McCalls, Buttericks or Simplicity pattern
14) Rainbow striped anything
15) Balloons, hearts or other designs in their makeup
16) Stickers or balloons
17) A ProKnows nose applied with anything other than fishing line, Skin-Bond or ProKnows adhesive.
18) Generic "clown names" (Giggles, Huggles, Snuggles)
19) Magicians, Balloon Twisters or Face Painters passing themselves off as clowns
20) Afro wigs
21) Emmett Kelly Jr collectibles or any discussion thereof
22) Any patches on their costume telling me what organization they are with, what office they hold in the organization, what events they have attended or where they went on vacation
That's just 21 off the top of my head
Anyone else have any "pet peeves" that they'd like to add to the list?